"I don't even like cheesecake!" - At a separate, unrelated, comment made by Patrick Alcock.
"Die." - To Matt Buist
"Fu*king die!" - To Matt Buist
"Hi!" - To everyone.
"Bol*ocks!" - On discovery that www.lukewhittey.co.uk is a site for Danish pornography.
"I'm just trying to be nice, Whittey."